Vik's Blue Drink

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25% Blue Powerade
25% Minute Maid Lemonade
50% Seagram's Ginger Ale
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
Zero Nutritional Value
Clinically Untested
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vik's blue drink is not a real product. vik's blue drink is not endorsed by powerade, minute maid, or seagram's. vik's blue drink has not been evaluated by the fda. vik's blue drink is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. side effects may include refreshment, temporary happiness, and a blue tongue. consume at your own risk. no refunds. no returns. no regrets.